99 reasons to hate boys... (not all of these apply to every boy)

1. Their smart enough to know how to torture you but not enough to remember what you want of them.






2. Teasing is what they think a way to let a girl know they like them.






3. Their stupid decisions.






4. They think they're better than girls.






5. The way they make you feel better when you're upset.






6. The way they can make you feel worse when you're upset.






7. The way they question your questions? i.e "Why do you love me?" boy answers, "What do you mean why?"






8. Just cuz they suck.






9. They can't think of answers to simple questions. i.e. Why did you pick out that hat?






10. Their lies don't even make sense.






11. They think racist jokes are funny.






12. They think that they come up with the best comebacks. pppsssshhh






13. They think their the smartest people in the world.






14. Their selfish.






15. They don't think with their brains.






16. All they think about is how girls look.






17. They sometimes like the smell of sweat and don't shower.






18. They borrow money and SAY they forgot to give it back.






19. They remember EVERYTHING BUT what you actually want to be known for.






20. They say "uhhh.." a lot.






21. They never know the nice things to say to a girl.






22. They say the most wrong things at the wrong time.






23. They are very loud.






24. They injure themselves then expect you to mother them.






25. They do stupid things to injure themselves.






26. They think they're always right.





27. Even at the age of seventeen many of them still think that girls have cooties.





28. They don't wash their hands after doing their business just because they don't have to wipe themselves.





29. They are full of themselves.





30. They think, 'your face' and 'your mom', is funny.





31. Some of them like way too many girls at the same time.





32. They have dirty mouths.





33. They don't know when to stop doing whatever their doing.





34. Some of them think they can sing.





35. They say the stupidest things sometimes.





36. They DO the stupidest things sometimes.





37. They can be very insensitive.





38. They take forever to say sorry.





39. They would never admit any of these.





40. They think love songs are cheesy.





41. They think love movies are cheesy.





42. They think LOVE ANYTHING is cheesy.





43. They don't know when their in love.





44. I love you doesn't mean a lot to them.





45. They don't know the difference between looking and seeing.





46. If a guy reads number forty five he would probably say 'well duh! they're spelled differently!' and laugh.





47. They think that being able to jump off the roof is a talent.





48. They think we're over too over dramatic but they just don't understand.





49. They are really judgemental.





50. When they're talking about inappropriate things they don't care how we feel, but when we do it they go 'eeeeeew!'





51. They never believe us.





52. They say things that they never do like, "I was thinking about you last night", when they were with another girl.





53. They just don't understand in general.





54. They don't, kinda, care what they wear.





55. They think they can do everything.




56. They don't dance with you unless you're NOT their girlfriend.




57. They use normal word in a derogatory term.


58. If you are vegetarian they eat too much meat.


59. They think that they can't get ink poison when they write on themselves.
60. Cant think of anymore.... :(

How- (inspired by AZZLE)

How does it feel

to feel his

touch

breath



How does it feel

to here his

laugh

touch against you skin



How does it feel

to see his

shining eyes

loving face



How does it feel
to remember his
love

and wonder
why did it ever end?